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Did the Lone Ranger understand Tonto?

Tonto and the Lone Ranger were crossing the prairie.

Tonto dismounts and presses his ear to the ground.

Tonto: "Hmmmm.....buffalo come."

Lone Ranger: "How do you know?"

Tonto: "Ground sticky!"

Update:

Maybe Miss Jewel would understand it better if Tonto had said Buffalo ***.

Update 2:

Buffalo C u m

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    hehehe i like that one!

  • Jewel
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    He did however Tonto didn't understand there was more than one way to tell if buffalo come, especially as buffalo are not the only animal capable of producing a lotta sh!t

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    the lone ranger sees Tonto,on his horse with a dustbin on his back,"Where you going "HE asks! Tonto replies: Tothedumptothedumptothedumpdumpdump!

  • 1 decade ago

    lone ranger to Tonto, were you going with that dustbin ? Tonto replies, to the dump to the dump to the dump

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    It's alright

  • mac3
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    predictable, but cute

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    That's nasty man, lol

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