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God Goes to a psychiatrist, whats the diagnosis?

(no belief implied)

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Narcissist. Jesus has the Messianic complex -- a common occurrence, fittingly enough, among men who have a narcissistic father.

  • The psychiatrist is a learned professional mortal. God is an Omnipotent, Omnipresent and Omniscient Spirit who is continually told he does not exist. Yet his intelligence and intuitiveness determines that he does exist.

    The psychiatrist is able to analyse reliant entirely upon his academic learning. God is God otherwise the question would be Mr. Smith goes to the psychiatrist thinking he may be God.*

    God explains about his dilemma and problems in governance, his personal relationships with those nearest to him. Satan is his ‘’ardent and loyal friend’’*, Adam his son and his wife, the offspring, and Lilith the prodigal daughter eloped, absconded or kidnapped by his arch enemies and Satan’s closest allies .

    God elaborates upon the details and Mr. Psychiatrist forms a picture of Gods present problems of a failure in world domination or monopoly and enterprise in general. God pours forth his problem and the psychiatrist draws the sum conclusion that God needs to distance himself, alone, in a sunny land on a long excursion to gather his thoughts and self esteem.

    Or something like that upon similar lines ...

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    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Invisible Man

  • 1 decade ago

    Narcissism

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Messianic Complex, naturally.

  • 1 decade ago

    an alter ego to someone's multiple personality disorder. schizophrenics get locked up for having imaginary friends so why arent religious people not locked up for believing in a "higher being" that no one has ever had any physical evidence to prove exists.

  • 1 decade ago

    Homicidal megalomania. Stalin, Hitler, and Pol Pot were diagnosed with the same severe,debilitating mental malady.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Psychosis.

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    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Sociopathical egoism

    combined with psychopath.

    *padded room*

  • 1 decade ago

    a god complex

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