do you believe in genies?

Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.

Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the

window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.

The husband shouted , "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have

apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."

So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door.

A warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw the

damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken

antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window.

A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my

window?"

"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.

"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see,

I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years.

Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll

Give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for

myself."

"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted

out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for! the rest of my life."

"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do.

And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!"

"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked. "I'd like

to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the

world," she said.

"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe

from fire,burglary and natural disasters!"

"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"

" Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a

woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to sleep with your

wife."

The husband looked at his wife and said, "honey, you know we both now

have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"

She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right.

Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about

you, honey?"

"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. "I'd do the same

for you!"

So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of

the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable.

After about three hours of non-stop fun, the genie rolled over and

looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your

husband?"

"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.

"Really?! Thirty-five years old and both of you

still believe in genies?"