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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar.. The bartender looks up and says...?

What, is this a joke?

Who would buy the first round, and why?

Who would win the billiard game, and why?

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Hey, three wise men, why didn't you duck?

    The priest - if Irish, the minister - if German, the Rabbi - if a New Yorker

    Billiards? - I got nothing

  • 1 decade ago

    I have to agree with Love is god about who buys.

    As for billiards, the one with the most practice, of course.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Wrong building?

    He made his blood into wine for crying out loud, he's literally an alcoholic lol.

    Jesus would be trashed like 5 minutes later.

  • 1 decade ago

    It seem to work better with the comma a little further along:

    What is this, a joke?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    LOL, I got it right off the bat.

    The rest of it, I'm not answering. It's 2:40 am, and I can't think

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I'm sorry brother but I didnt get it but I know the priest will never had been there!!!hah,,,hah GOD BLESS

  • 1 decade ago

    LOOKS UP AND SAYS - I'M SORRY IN GOD WE TRUST

    EVERYBODY ELSE INCLUDING CLERGY PAYS CASH.

  • Skunk
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    I think all three would say, "wrong building" then leave.

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