A Hockey and Not So Hockey Set of Questions...?

1) Hmmm..... The Gulf or the Atlantic? Bucs or Phins? Lightning or Panthers? Rays or Marlins(haha)? Since all of those are a "push" I will take Tampa for its "more" northern latitude.

2) How to choose? Both are awesome. I think the level of play in the "A" is a little stronger so I'll go there.

3) Good game all the way. Sure it is good to see your team get a nice blowout victory, but is there really anything more intreging than a great game?

4) Don't do the liquor(Captain Morgan made me his ***** one too many times). Take beer over wine though I like a dry red. However, no one kind or style of beer dominates, I like variety.

5) Hockey, Soccer, Hockey, Baseball, Hockey, Hockey. Spent most of my weekends in the winter traveling with the parents all over upstate NY. It was a great experience and the memories are endless. Sometimes I miss those days.

6) Hawks, Iceland Junior Team, Varsity team minus Adam Banks.

Bonus - Neeley?

1.) Miami FL, or Tampa, FL?

I prefer Yeehaw Junction, Florida

2.) College Hockey or AHL Hockey?

AHL Hockey

3.) Good NHL game between two teams you don't care about or a Blowout of your team? (Watching)

Definitely a good game with other teams... (i.e. Stars vs Wings) or any time the Leafs get plastered!!

4.) Beer, Wine, or Liquor (or Chocolate Milk for the youngsters)

Mmmm Beer!!

5.) What sports did you play growing up?

Hockey, Baseball & Lacrosse

6.) The Mighty Ducks Beat the Hawks in the league final in the first movie, team Iceland in the championship of the second, and the Varsity team from their school in the 3rd.

Bonus question (Northeast Bumper Sticker): "Jesus Saves, and Miroslav (Satan) scores on the rebound."

1. Neither: I don't want to drive in any place in Florida where Nick Hogan will be on the road again. Although I want his Sister Brooke soooo bad!! Down Boy Down!!! LOL

2. College Hockey. It's better to see which players have the potentional to get into the pros vs watching a league where most players will never get to be a regular in the NHL and many will me washed way from the pros altogether.

3. A good game between 2 teams I don't care for since there a chance of players that I like that could break some records in that game. Oh and that a brawl could break out too.

4. I'll drink em all even chocolate milk with Jack Daniels. Anything to get me plastered and have all the women look good in my eyes.

Note: I hope she still looks good in the morning after I wake up. Otherwise you'll see me do my best Steve Urkel impression ever: "Did I do that"????? LOL

5. Hockey Football Baseball Volleyball.

6. Hawks, Iceland, Varsity Warriors.

Bonus Jesus saves and the Montreal Canadaians Virgin Mary scores on the Rebound.

Oh My God folks I cannot believe what I just saw. Holy mother of Jesus. Jesus just got scored on by the Virgin Mary and it wasn't pretty either. LMFAO!!

Watch out IceMan, you might get reported for "socialization".

Someone is reporting all my questions.

1. Tampa Bay

2. AHL Hockey

3. Good game of NHL between 2 teams

4. Chocolate milk ;)

5. Hockey, Tennis & Soccer

6. The Mighty Ducks beat the Vancouver Canucks in the league final in the first movie, team McNuggets in the championship of the second, and the Minor league team from their school in the 3rd.

Bonus question - "Jesus saves, and Satan scores on the rebound".

1. Who is your favorite NHL player who had at least one son to play in the NHL as well? JP Parise (Yeah I thought about Hull, but didn't think anyone else would answer Parise) 2. What is your dads favorite hockey team? Dad has never been a hockey fan 3. Other then Mr hockey has there ever been father and son on the same team? The consensus seems to be no. 4. What is the most important life lesson your pops ever taught you? To live within your means. What will you be getting your father for fathers day? When I was growing, my Dad and I would make a trip to a small secluded lake to try our hand at bass fishing. We'd do this once or twice every summer. We never caught any trophies, but did catch lots of fish. It has probably been 25 years since we have done this. This spring, I bought a fishing boat from a friend. Since then, my Dad has been laying down hints that he would like to try out the old fishing hole. So, rather than a gift card, we are going fishing.

1). Miami to see you in that leisure suit brotha!!!

2).AHL it has that extra step College is missing.

3).I'd say blowout by my team(doesn't happen often)

4).Start with the Goose juice(Grey goose and grape juice) then bring in the beer(Girls light in the summer bass in the winter)

5).Ice hockey Goalie played up till Juniors 20. Actually won a lot of awards and titles in NJ.

6).The Mighty Ducks Beat the Penn's in the league final in the first movie, Team Stamkos in the championship of the second, and the Gay rights team from there school in the 3rd.

Bonus "Jesus Saves, and Mary-Jane scores on the rebound."

1, Miami.

2. AHL

3. Blowout. I am already used to watching the Blue Jackets.

4. LIQUOR!

5. Soccer and Hockey.

6. Never saw the Mighty Ducks films.

Bonus answer - Gretzky.

1. I'd have to go with Tampa. It's close to Dunedin where the Jays play Grapefruit.

2. AHL it's great hockey plus you can get great tickets in Toronto.

3. A;ways go for the home team. Aren't a fan otherwise.

4. Don't drink any more but when I did. Does it come with a label? My favourite.

5. If there was a whistle involved I played. If there was a gun used to start it I took part and most important if there were girls watching I was front and centre.

I played (in no particular order) baseball, basketball, volleyball, hockey, (ice and floor) lacrosse, football, track and field, golf, curling, swim team, soccer, rugby,... did I miss any?

6. Never having seen the movie (or if I had admit to seeing it) I 'd fill in the blanks Moose, Russia, Girls.

Bonus Esposito scores on the rebound. Phil makes Holmstrom look like he is allergic to blue paint.

1. Miami - have you seen Miami Ink...great party scene and lots of hot guys!!

2. AHL - fan of the Baby Pens..

3. Good NHL game between two teams I don;t care about..I love watching Good hockey.

4.LIQUOR!!!! Captian and Coke Girl

5. Neighboorhood Kickball

6.) The Mighty Ducks Beat the Hawks in the league final in the first movie, team Iceland in the championship of the second, and the Varsity team from their school in the 3rd.

BONUS:

"Jesus Saves, and Satan scores on the rebound"

Oh, thank God…I was about to start working.

1) Sorry Kimmy…I hate Miami. I went down there about 8 years ago, and I was in town for 2 hours, and I got pulled over for a DUI…AND I wasn’t even drinking…at all! After taking the tests the cop let me go. I was like WTF? Everyone down there speaks Spanish and they give each other preferential treatment. Example, went into Burger King, and all I wanted was a Whopper Jr., they just kept saying numero…so I HAD TO order a number “Tres” because NOBODY there spoke A WORD of English. Then they gave 4 other Spanish people behind me their food before I got mine. This was not an isolated incident. This happened many times when I was down there for a week. Now I can’t say I’m really crazy about Tampa either, but it has it fun areas…like in my pants…lmao.

2) That’s a tough one. I like both of them for different reasons. I guess AHL. I like acronyms?., lol

3) Blowout. I have to support my team no matter what…even if it makes me swear in the shower the next morning.

4) Gin and Tonic is my favorite…but as you guys know I also like my beer and wine.

5) I played many sports…I played hockey, roller hockey, speed skating, soccer, baseball, tennis, and golf. I only played in all of the above for a season or two, and was not that good, except speed skating, I excelled. I wasn’t a tomboy, I just got into trouble a lot, so my parents assumed a swift kick in the rear and sports might straighten me out…I think they were right.

6) The Mighty Ducks Beat the “Crazy Turtles” in the league final in the first movie, team “Strong Snails” in the championship of the second, and the “Perturbed Plankton” team from their school in the 3rd.

***All of those scary names, lol…. have seen that movie a couple of times, but it was so bad I don’t remember.

Jesus Saves, and Hefner scores on the rebound.

Sorry, I am not really funny today.