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I recently injured my scrotal sack on a bare light bulb. I burned it very badly when I was trying to inspect..
...the sack for any flesh eating mites that may have nested among the wrinkles.
Unfortunately, the light bulb had been on for a long time and was very hot.
What can I do to stop from screaming in pain everytime I move?
53 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
SUCK IT UP AND STOP BEING A WUSSY! Take a rubberband and tie it tightly around the base of the scrotum and then drink a fifth of your favorite booze. That should do it.
After the pain subsides, take hedge clippers and snip that dead sac off and you will be pain and mite free from that point on out.
Don't you just LOVE what I have learned in the Injuries and Pain Management section?
Thank you GCG.
Sandy :O)
- ?Lv 71 decade ago
LMAO at Dots!! Ahhhh, sisterly love. Of course I am jealous since I had NO sister! I will live and laugh vicariously through her ... ha ha haaaa!
What can I say after that?
Except Crisco really does work Buk. Try it. Alternate ice and Crisco ... it'll alleviate the pain while preventing any scars.
Just ask Donnie ... he had a rash in that exact same spot and it was gone in record time.
"Crisco ... It's not just for frying anymore."
Ohhhh sorry ... that probably wasn't a good caption in this instance.
heh heh
Peace and a scar free sack to you Buk ...
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
Just be glad you didnt find any blood suckin ticks while you were down there inspecting.. you mean your big ole belly will let you look down? LOL Well you should of used a big mirrow and a flashlight.. Stop the pain with Aloe.. does it every time and wont make the place blister..errr make it bigger..
- Anonymous5 years ago
Its been burned out. Ive decided to replace it with a plant bulb. The Peace Lilly.
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- Anonymous7 years ago
Put your gonads into guacamole dip.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Try swallowing the light bulb while it is still super-hot. It will scar your vocal cords and you won't be able to scream. Problem solved. Oh, and keep the boys down below cool by not wearing your pants.
Bwah ha ha! Buk & pants? Ha ha!
<------ mean
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Oh you poor man. Come on right over and I'll smear some fresh aloe on it. Very soothing and will help it heal. By the time I'm done you won't even remember it's burnt. LMFAO
- ?Lv 45 years ago
LMAO at Dots!! Ahhhh, sisterly love. Of course I am jealous since I had NO sister! I will live and laugh vicariously through her ... ha ha haaaa!
