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Infant teacher in Liverpool asks?

"who supports Liverpool FC?". All the kids put their hands up except little Johnny. Teacher asks who he supports and Johnny says "Manchester United". Teacher asks why and Johnny says "Well my mum and dad come from Manchester an they support them so i do too". Teacher says " You don't have to copy off your parents - what would you do if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a burgler?" Johnny replies "I'd support Liverpool like the rest of you!"

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    Why the heck is a teacher talking about prostitutes in class?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Funny

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol dats realli funni. star 4 u * i thought id heard all the little johnny jokes...obviously not, thanx 4 da laf!! =D

    edit: man u rule!!! =P

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Do you buy things in groats?

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  • 1 decade ago

    Ha! Love it.

  • FACE
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    ouch lol

  • 1 decade ago

    lol, ouccccch

  • 1 decade ago

    Haha :)

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