I have to teach Vacation Bible Schoolm:( Any ideas?

Teach them about a real religion - Islam.

Yeah I got a suggestion, use a spell checker. You spelled ‘school’ wrong.

But seriously, now is a good time to teach them Christian larvae correctly. Start with a simple, “Gee, if God made the world in six days, why did it take dinosaurs a quarter of a billion years to die off?”

Or ask who knows about the 2 beginnings of Genesis. And just who was that masked man who witnessed God create the heavens and the earth before there were any humans?

Or my favorite, Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?

You can start reading the Bible right now, or go back to them and say you changed your mind about teaching VBS.

first of all you are in a roll of leadership. if you cannot lead without leading in a positive direction that will hopefully influence the children or young adults than maybe you need to excuse yourself from those responsibilities. however if you have a gift and God has touched the heart of those who asked you i think you should look at it as an honor that God has asked you personally to teach His children. i think it's an opportunity that Jesus has opened for you. the says the harvest is great but the laborers are few. i think you should Jesus himself his holy spirit will tell you. god bless you brother and God is speaking to you don't run away. he has given you a great gift and that's to teach the bible talks about teachers.

Yes, call your local Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses and ask them for the Bible Teach Book x's how many you need, then actually teach the children something.

Matthew chapter 5 would be an excellent theme for the entire week.Check it out and good luck.

Teach the little bugger about the truth about Evolution and how Intelligent Design is a fraud. Go on and explain to them why God is a myth. That should make everyone happy!!

we had vbs, a week ago. ours was focused on missions, in our town, in our state, in our country, and all around the world.

one day for each place.

I suggest you tell them the truth and back out.....the kids deserve better than that

DON'T SWEAT IT.

MOST CHURCHES NOW ORDER EVERYTHING IN AND YOU JUST HAVE TO GO BY THE BOOK FOR THE AGE GROUP YOU WILL BE WITH.

PRAY ABOUT IT

GOOD LUCK.