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God's Excel spreadsheet?
Do you think that God uses a very large Excel spreadsheet to keep track of all the good things and bad things that people do ?
Do you think he uses his computer "recycle bin" to store the names of all those destined for hell ?
Why would God have to use a book at all ? It makes no sense.
10 Answers
- 1 decade ago
The bible does state that those that give their lives to Him, their names will be written in the Lambs Book of Life.. but the recycle bin and stuff...nawh dude????
- skepsisLv 71 decade ago
Naw. He's still using Lotus 123 on a Compaq 8088 machine.
(EddieJ! You are spooky!)
- Anonymous5 years ago
hmm try going into View > Page Break view...you may need to drag some lines around and get rid of the pages that way....excel can be wacky like that sometimes!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Im sure thats what he's supposed to be doing but we all know he's been looking at porn for the last 2000 years.
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- danLv 41 decade ago
God is more powerful than any computer ever thought of!! He needs no such things.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Its called His Book of Life
Are you in it?
Rev 20:15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.
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Rev 21:27 And there shall in no wise enter into it any thing that defileth, neither [whatsoever] worketh abomination, or [maketh] a lie: but they which are written in the Lamb's book of life.
- 1 decade ago
Nah, he'd have something better, that system would just keep crashing on him.
