If pigs had a religion, what would it be?

they would have to be PORKERS.

and go to HOGARE to pray.

they would have 10 PIGALANTRIMS, not commandments

the whole issue is a BORE.

Old Pig Testament

In the beginning pigs and humans were equal but Babe, the 1st pig, ate the forbidden grass and God made him into a lesser being and to become food by Adam. But Adam too hath envoked God's wrath and God hath been angry with Adam ever since. But babe's descendants, have steadily come to be forgiven by God. God said "let humans grow and rule like grass but let the Pigs grow like an Oak in Lebanon".

Now, the pigs await their Oak to grow...

Revelations:

The grass shalt turn dust and grass that hath feed Man's rule will become into dust as well. A son of Babe, whom God will call "Tri Piggy" shall lead the Pigs in Ragnarok. Where in Ragnarok, sons of Adam and sons of Babe shall have a eating contest where Babe shall win. This is the word of the great God whom Pigs love and beloved Pigs.

Wohoo! I made my own religion in 5 minutes! I now know how Jesus felt when he made his.

Christianity!

Seventh Day Potroastist.

Pigs already have a religion that is "Jews"

Choplam

Pigism

Animals,in general, well acquainted of their limitations by instinct & they don't surpass.So a better example wou;d be donkys & mules. They van lift a bundle of books , but they dont read ; If they read , they dont comprehend. If donkys had a religion it 'd be exaclty like Urs.

Pigsianity

All hail Miss Piggy, the one that brings ham, bacon & pork

Scientology.

They'd probably have a few, though any that forbids the eating of pork would probably top out their list.