Whats The Weirdest Thing You've Been Told TODAY??????

i been told that im dumb and i wasnt even doin anything!!!

and btw r u taliah moore?? that just graduated 4rm Lenox Academy??

that you just told me you said some guy said your voice is sexy

Some guy here on yahoo answers said he was going to "sift through his poo" to find a dime he had swallowed.

My bf said my breath smelled like some medicine he once had that was made out of deer antlers lol.... :( So I said his breath smells like sweat mixed with gasoline... I dk he was sweating and he was going to his car so I just said it randomly. His breath doesn't stink..

Moreso my mom was telling someone over the phone and I was right next to her:

"A sting ray... killed Steve Erkel"

O.o.

Needless to say I burst out into hysterical laughter before she did.

I have been told i eat like a pig and i only wiegh like 70 pounds

umm the cashier at the costco food court told me it was ok that i was 30 cents short on my cash and not to worry about it=)

My friend asked me if I liked a guy and said dont lie God can hear you

~This guy that my friend doesn't know requested her on myspace, and he somehow knew me, [i have no idea who he is] so he said tell her i said 'hi hot check.' he ment 'chick' but he said 'check' it was really wierd. I still have no idea who he is!

~ also today, my brother was playing with his dog shelby and he had to tell me to get something, but instead of calling me by my name [katelyn] he accidentally called me shelby. so i got confused for our dog today =] id be pretty mad if she wasnt so adorable! :-)

=)

so my boyfriend of two years calls me up

he's in the car, and as soon as i answer

he says

"i can't do this anymore... i've found someone else"

so i'm about to flip out.

and he goes "her name is lisa , and she's flyyyyyy"

Then his friend bursts out laughing

and my bf goes "Yeah she's flyyyy cause she IS a fly !!!"

Weirdddd.