If God and Jesus Christ will appear to take all those who wants to be with HIM in heaven ....

come on rapture!!!

come get all of the fundies...

PLEASE!!!

Well, this person is definitely NOT looking to spend eternity with God or his idiot child Jesus.

Actually, I'm waiting for the Second Coming of Elvis, the true King of the World [Melek Ha-Olam], the true Messiah and redeemer who'll take us all to Graceland....

All Jesus did was run his mouth and get crucified. He wasn't good looking, couldn't sing, dance or do anything useful.

Elvis on the other hand is a standard we could all emulate.

Depends. What are heaven's perks exactly? Not sure that I want to spend eternity just worshiping. I want a harp at the very least. Sooner or later I'd probably play a song on it which would lead to me being kicked out. At least if God's as serious a dude as he seems to be from the Bible.

nope, I dont really want to go. Im a sinner who prefers to spend the rest of my eternity doing things that I like to do. I dont really want to worship a god for a whole eternity, that seems kind of boring to me. I mean.. forever is a really long time. what a waste of time to be sitting at some altar glorifying a greedy god who just wants attention from you. Im a minimalist who doesnt like the sound of streets of gold or "pleasures". I prefer the rough and flawed qualites that Earth offers. The alternative to heaven sounds like much more fun.

It's not about when I;m ready. It's when ever He's ready to take me. My only responsibility on this earth is to make sure I'm someone He wants to take.

yes i am.. I've been saved for 9 years and i just went to a camp in North Carolina. It was amazing... I got everything straightened out and i can't wait till he comes... I wish he would come right now though

Without a doubt. Anytime

If i knew i was going in for sure...i would get on my knees with a tear and say..'' thank you,i'm ready father''

Someday I will be ready, but I dont think I can leave earth yet.

yes all the things i still havent gotten the chance in my life to do yet will be repaid by all the wonderfull and glorious things in heaven

Yep, I am so ready to be there with the King of Kings.