In Hell, will everyone invade my personal space like the "Close Talker" in that Seinfeld episode?

I hope everyone won't be dancing like Elaine, cause that gets me.

HELL EXPLAINED BY A STUDENT

A thermodynamics professor asked a take-home question of his graduate students:

The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I t hink that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'

THE STUDENT RECEIVED AN A

Yeah. And we should all do the exact opposite of what our instincts tells us to do, like another Seinfeld episode! Like we should skinny dip in the lake of fire, that would be fun!

Seinfeld Episode Close Talker

lol that guy was funny

*Seinfeld's board the plane*

"I could have done so much more...This watch..this watch could have bought them a lovely dinner"

LMAO. Probably. Hell will probably be full of annoying people not just demons...and maybe a Soup Nazi or two ;)

Heheh...

Quite possibly?

I'll be invading your "personal space" alright....

I didnt know you were calling your backside that now!!

(((NOLTE!)))

Well no one will be focoused on anything but the pain, so no i dont think you ill even care about that.

Yes, and they will also do that little clicky thing with pens.