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Is this an example of discriminatory? Anonimous author*?
Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called 'Yam.'
Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.
When it was time, they told her about the facts of life.
They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots.
Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her! But on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a Couch Potato either.
She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her Shoestring cousins.
When she went off to Europe, Mr. and Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland and the greasy guys from France called the French Fries. And when she went out west, to watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped.
Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, "Frito Lay.'
Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University) so that shen she graduate she'd really be in the Chips.
But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and announced whe was going to marry Tom Brokaw.
Tom Brokaw! Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset.
They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry Tom Brokaw....because he's just......
A Commontater.
9 Answers
- CJLv 61 decade agoFavorite Answer
Well, Truth, you really got me with this one - - - - it is very funny and I am still laughing - my face hurts! Thanks for a really good laugh! A star for you! CJ
- DianaLv 61 decade ago
Thinks could have been worse for Yam. She could have married Andy Kauffman. They would have had a lot of little potato Latkas.
- DR WLv 71 decade ago
That's right up there with what kind of a journalist you get when combining an ape with a computer...Harry Reasoner.
- 2jaxxLv 51 decade ago
At least she didn't marry Juan Peron, since he was a Dick-Tater.
Almost busted my pomme de terre laughing.
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- Half Drawn BoyLv 71 decade ago
There might be some people who find that frittefully offensive but I think it is in good taste ; )
- ?Lv 71 decade ago
I'm not sure if it is discriminatory, but it sure is funny!!!! Chuckles and stars for you!
- mister edLv 71 decade ago
i do not think so -- but do not be surprised if some one jumps your case and it could even get reported!!!