Anyone have a zombie survival plan?

I have read "The Zombie Survival Guide" by Max Brooks. That is why I starred your question!! I was out of answers for the day and wanted to come back and spread the word about that bood!! haha I read it in Physical Science Honors 3 years ago!!!! So yes, I do have a plan!!

Here is what i would do

steal guns from a gun shop take my family and leave the house then gather up people and go to the airport

why go to the airport

*Plane to escape

*Loads of food and drinks to survive

*Security weapons

when any one gets pulled by a zombie get them but if its takes more then 20 secounds to save the person then leave them cuz more zombies will notice the fight and come there

if any one is biten dont risk anything and shoot them in the head

once at the airport lock eveydoor that leads inside the airport

if you see any goverment workers or even the president keep them prisoners cuz their only gonna use for escape if there is any one that can fly a plane then everyday get bombs or missle launchers go in the plane or helicoptar fly around the city and keep on killing evey zombie till theres no more then stay in the airport till all news channels say its fine to go out

or

you can go a boat and escape to a desserted or occupied island if its occupied kill all the zombies and wait for help

The Government will only care for themselves they wont helps us at all

Zombies cannot exist because: (this was my answer to someone else's question)

Energy. Every living thing needs energy to move, to pump blood, to breathe, to munch on flesh, to go years without a food source. This is based on the Resident Evil series. In the newest one, (I forget the name) someone mentioned the zombies not needing a food source and being able to go years without food. This is illogical and physically impossible. To go years or even months without food would require that your pulse is slowed to almost nothing, you practically cease any breathing and that you don't give off body heat. The zombies only go down with a headshot...WHAT?!!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!? If the virus was the initial cause of death not being killed by normal means then you would assume that a revived human would be just as, if not more, vulnerable to gunfire or anything that would be otherwise lethal. You might argue that the virus affects their aggression and that's what keeps them going. This is true to a certain extent. A pissed off drunk guy can take up to 3 clips with a 9 mm to bring him down. The same may be true for a zombie, but certain restrictions do apply. A drunk guy isn't usually aware of where he is by that point. A zombie isn't impaired at all aside from that uncontrollable urge to eat flesh. A zombie acts on the need to feed (which apparently isn't that big of a deal to the Resident Evil writers) which means it's instinct. This is all assuming that a virus could kill that quickly and then in the small time that you're "dead", alter your brain to the extreme and convert you to cannibalism. It would be impossible for this to be naturally occurring seeing as the victim would then turn to the zombie next to him and chew his neck off. It would have to be made in a lab (Resident Evil) and be designed specifically for that purpose. The zombies couldn't charge in groups if they were truly that hungry for flesh, there's a zombie buffet right behind you. The virus is supposed to affect animals too. BAH!!!! A virus that complex couldn't simply mutate to take on a new host. The zombie crows in Resident Evil couldn't exist. Think of how different a crow is from a human. The zombie movies do make an amusing horror flick but there is just so much of it that simply couldn't happen.

I'd gather my gear friends and head 2 da safest place 4 da zombie apocalypse (mountains!!!)

call up my good pal cookie monster to bring his shotguns over to my house and bring along elmo. then when the zombies are outside my house we use a catapult and launch elmo out the front door and use him as bait for the zombies while me and cookie blow their brains out with the shotguns while ernie and burt arrive in their pimp mobile with a mini atomic bomb and fire it in the middle of a crowd of zombies causing all their limbs to ricochet all over the place and then we sell those limbs to mr hoover for a hefty price

Yeah.

Lock all the doors, bring out the shotgun and scream.

yes, get a metal pipe and some hannah montana CDs and i'm ready to go on a rampage baby!!

wack all their heads off with a baseball bat

ever seen night of the living dead? lol

Never thought I would need one until now.

Beat them with everything I got and lock myself in my house...I got boards and nails.