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Marty L asked in Politics & GovernmentPolitics · 1 decade ago

What is the first thing Satan will say to Dick Cheney?

On the show Inside The Actors Studio one of James Lipton's standard interview questions is 'What is the first thing God will say to you?"

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  • Sport
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    "Finally, An equal!"

  • 1 decade ago

    I thought I had you when you went into politics, but you managed to be a decent public servant, I'll get you in the next life. Maybe then you will be a Democrat and I will have a better chance. Now, get out of here and go to Heaven!

  • 1 decade ago

    If I told you once, I've told you a million times, don't try to one-up me!

    Source(s): Mephistopheles, his satanic majesty
  • 1 decade ago

    Satan will ask ,,,,, were is your dick Mr Cheney...

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  • 1 decade ago

    I guess Dick and the rest of us will never know the answer to that question. And to Bill Clinton he will say...."where is Monica?)

  • 1 decade ago

    Come sit on the throne besides me my boy! You really did what I told you to do.

  • CD
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Cheney will be with God watching Satan and Hillary chasing Bill with a pitch fork asking Gore to help him get that crazy btch off his ***.

  • 1 decade ago

    Hey Dick! Welcome home! Now stand over there, and I'll let Hitler pick out YOUR Pine Comb!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Satan will say: "LOVELY..! NOW OUR PRESIDENTIAL SUITE WILL HAVE A RON WITH 2 DIX"

  • 1 decade ago

    Hi Dad!

  • Renne
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    I've got you sharing a room with Pelosi

    xx

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