If god has a plan, then why is that plan so screwy?

because he has a very small penis, and he kind of embarrassed about it. so that makes him angry, and thats where the hate and violence comes from.

God does not screw His own plans up, people screw up God's plan that He has for our lives. People hate not because God has a bad plan, but it's because of Satan's influence on the world, influencing people to hate, have violence, and have sex. People who practices these things will be with Satan for eternity unless they turn to God and ask Jesus into their lives and repent from their sins.

I wouldn't want to sound like I think I'm particularly smart or anything, but I honestly think that, if I had been given the assignment of getting the maximum number of people to Heaven, I could have come up with a better plan.

For you to make a judgment about God's plan presupposes that you know what it is.

On the other hand, your question is clearly that: a question, with sentence structure that looks like this: If this is so, . . . then why is that? -- which presupposes that you do not know either whether God has a plan or, if He does, what His plan is.

Did God say that life will be easy? No he didn't. If life would have been too easy then Adam and Eve won't have sinned and if They didn't sin there would have been no evil or sin to have enter this world. That would mean that there won't have been a need for a savior so Jesus won't have died for our sins. God's plan was perfect from the beginning of time and God has made no mistakes.

it doesn't involve hate, violence or so little sex. His plan is perfect. Also the sex is meant for marriage and you can have as much as you want after marriage. Also his plan doesn't include hate or violence, that is the devil trying to convince everyone that.

His plan is not... as you say: "screwy." Sometimes putting you through bad situations make you stronger. Everything happens for a reason... God has an amazing plan in store for you, but not all of it is a field of roses.

Because God had to work with human beings. who actually are the ones that screwed everything up in the first place. We have one simple rule to follow, one that covers all others and would solve every problem facing Mankind today. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. it is so very simple and yet we cannot manage to follow it.

Because God has pulled the Great Cosmic Toilet Handle and now we're all going down the tubes.

(joking)

It seems screwy to us because we do not understand His plan, and we are the screwy ones.

Because the plan is called "life." Life comes with many things and little things too. It's supposed to be complicated and filled with hate, love, violence, peace, lots of intimacy, little intimacy, etc.