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My b/f had a deep massage from a school which hurt and now his "member" is black & blue and swollen. Why?
He drove a friend to massage class. At the school, my b/fended
up getting a deep tissue massage (elbows, deep kneeding, etc). He
said it hurt and afterward his "member" became black and blue and
swollen. He is thinking of going to the doctor's office tomorrow. What
could this be? Please no rude jokes.
18 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
haha hockey
are you sure it was from a message? they dont go near your member at all. Maybe he was cheating on you. jsut a thought, dont mean to scare you
it is possible for a male to "break" his "member." if a female is on top and comes down on it wrong it can bend it and break the blood vessles in the shaft
He should come clean and definitely see a doctor
- 1 decade ago
No rude jokes here...sounds like it was more then a deep tissue massage. There are many places like this and there is nothing funny about it. Yes I would recommend he see a doctor right away.
- WendyLv 71 decade ago
Not too sure how a massage would affect his "member" if it were untouched, but I would deff get him to the doctor..
- 1 decade ago
Besides the usual once over by the Dr.....might I also suggest an injection of penicillin??
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
Why was his "member" being massaged? Are we sure he "drove his friend to school", or did he give the friend shift stick lessons...
- Anonymous1 decade ago
What is this doing in the Hockey section?
- 1 decade ago
I dont see how his "member" would be black and blue...
Unless they were deep kneading it...
Strange, but interesting...
- 1 decade ago
I think you may want to ask his "friend"...It sounds like those two boys play a little rough, doesn't it?
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Can't help but laugh.
Somethings missing out of this story he told you!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Maybe his massage therapist was Chris Pronger and it spat at him and Pronger tuned it up.