Yahoo Answers is shutting down on May 4th, 2021 (Eastern Time) and beginning April 20th, 2021 (Eastern Time) the Yahoo Answers website will be in read-only mode. There will be no changes to other Yahoo properties or services, or your Yahoo account. You can find more information about the Yahoo Answers shutdown and how to download your data on this help page.

Should I include this in my resume?

I wanted to be totally honest on my resume. Here are some things I think are worth including. What do you think?

*Won't poop pants while working.

*Never had rabies.

*Can read and knows what make car go vroom vroom.

*That arrest in vermont CANNOT be proven.

*LIES LIES..ALL LIES. B@STARDS! DIE ARARAGHHCCHHH!

I mean...things like this can only help...can't they? right?

3 Answers

Relevance
  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    I'm sure you are trying to be cute, but any resume I received that had any of the above would find itself immediately in the trash.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    It's hard to believe you never had Rabies.

    What about that French Poodle that bit you on the A$$? Was she ever tested? You could be infected, Dude.

  • ?
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    There must be a Sesame Street version or website for people like you.

Still have questions? Get your answers by asking now.