Should my wife and I start having sex on the living room floor to keep her friend from spending the night?

Doesn't she have any other friends? Tell her you are only willing to babysit her once a week. She needs to go to other peoples houses 6 nights a week. And when she comes over she better bring beer.

So seriously, that's more of a fantasy you watch on the internet. My wife and I have had some fun little situations that we talked about extensively before going through with, but nothing involving full on sex. If you can do this and keep your marriage intact with real trust and love, then have all the fun in the world. Eventually though you may realize they were rubbing up against each other and flirting in front of you!! She had no idea it was your fantasy? You didn't even watch? And everything she told you doesn't hurt your self-esteem just a little bit? Look psychologically sex accounts for 40% of the connection in marriage and you're are now proven to not be able to show her you love her physically. You are now down to 60% of having a healthy lasting marriage. However with her flirting, you not communicating your fantasy, and her not consulting you before actually taking him in the other room while you were in the house to screw him...well buddy that's another 50% you've lost for respect, trust, and communication. You're only left with 10% chance of a good marriage and that's only common interest and I don't perceive you two having alot in common. LISTEN!! Don't do it again till you get your marriage right. Or better yet ask her if you can sleep with another woman, I already know what the answers gonna be. Trust me when I say your wife has and will continue to cheat on you at this rate. Trust me if that all happened like you say, she has cheated on you. She will continue until you can fix your marriage.

Spiritually speaking, no.

She's not doing you nor herself any favors. She needs to get help feeling secure in her own place. Maybe she needs to hire a live-in maid instead of moving into your house. Why not leave the house locked up during the day and go on vacation?

This friend will have to find someone else to mooch off of. It's really sad when people take you for everything you've got just because you were courteous to them one time instead of taking responsibility for their own life. Try to see if the friend will be interested in other choices. If she just throws out excuses, you'll know that she only wants to be babied and needs a mommy to look after her.

If this is the only thing you can think of to get the friend out, then go for it. She's pretty rude to intrude on your life just because she's afraid to be alone. She needs to move back with her parents. She also needs to start paying rent if she's staying over so much. Hand her a bill the next time she begs to stay over. Maybe then she'll get the message.

Use her weakness as your strength: she has anxiety problems, right?

So scare the crap out of her by moving her items around or shaking door knobs in the middle of the night, or tell her that you have always thought your house to be haunted and let her anxiety take the best of her.

It will work. And if that doesn't work, throw a chicken leg out the front door and let her fetch!

Well its my experience that these plans have a bad habit of backfiring. A handsome dude such as yourself will quickly discover that the "friend" is not adverse to a little bit of "oh, I like to watch" and from there .. your butt is just a pinch away from being tangled up in a swinging threesome.

I know.. I know... perish the thought.

No, it's best to let her sleep on the couch... but make her cook breakfast.

I would tell her that it is not okay for her to stay and essentially LIVE with you and your wife. You have your own home and need your own privacy.

If she doesn't understand this then it's not your problem.

She needs to have enough brains to know that she can't be sleeping over all of the time. She needs serious help.

It sounds like your wife's friend is trying to avoid the problem rather than deal with it. Your wife needs to remind her friend that staying at your house is not the solution to the problem. She needs to encourage the friend to see a mental health professional to get treatment. Also she needs to know that you guys need time alone as a couple.

that the most brilliant idea i've heard in a long time

i believe that this idea of yours will not only uproot the fiend from your living room, but it will also satisfy the gods as a mark of honour which will further you're bountiful journey into a world of wealth, fame, and all forms of wonderous things

Wouldn't it be easier and better if you just asked her not to spend every night at your place?

That as a couple you guys need your privacy.

Guests are nice but they should go home at some point!~