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So I had an affair with John Edwards, what do I do now?

I was thinking donating some of the hush money he gave me to an oncology ward.

Any other ideas?

Oh, sorry, got to go, my John Edwards love child is crying.

Bye!

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    You are wrong lady (loosely). It's he other guys kid. You are a hoebag.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    You would get into a crowded room and start pointing around and say, "I'm getting something over here, it feels like someone is going to get lucky tonight, do I see a raise of hands? Who's getting lucky over here?" Then the first one you see, you take his hand and leave.

  • Tony M
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    My advice would be to sell the story to someone willing to make a movie out of it.

  • 1 decade ago

    Hmmm... He always said he wanted to help everyday people.... Looks like he may have helped himself every day.

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  • Cash in with a tell all book.

  • 1 decade ago

    Go wash up!

  • 1 decade ago

    ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah THANK YOU for that laugh.

  • 1 decade ago

    just keep it to yourself, honey!

  • 1 decade ago

    lmao......sure

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