How long does it take your missus to get ready to go out?

I am the missus and I can get ready to go out in less time than most men! I do some work as a Coroner's agent so when I get called out, they need me ASAP. From the time I'm called, whether it's the middle of the night and I'm sleeping, or a rainy day like today when I'm still sitting in my jammies, I can be dressed, ready to go and out the door in 5 mins!

It tells me a lot about you when you refer to your wife as 'Missus' - there, my prejudice is showing, and I don't care.

It takes me as long as it takes to grab a coat from the hook just inside the front door....or not, if the weather is nice.

I don't wear make up, I run my fingers through my hair, and I've already cleaned my teeth, showered and dressed by 6.30 most mornings (7 at the latest).

too long, about 2 hours and 4 outfits and we're always late. It gets the night off to a bad start for me. I'm happy with her anyway, i think women are more bothered about what other women think!

But if she wants a new outfit, it could be days.

5 minutes because she knows if she's not ready by then I go without her.

It only took one time of her being left behind for her to learn the lesson.

Two long hours.