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Pd
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Pd asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Sharing the wisdom - A fine joke here?

This elderly mother Superior belongs to Ireland was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her comfort during her last journey and gave her warm milk to drink but she refused to drink.

Seeing it one of the nuns took the glass back to the kitchen. Remembering a bottle of Irish whiskey received as a gift the last Christmas, she opened and poured a good amount into the warm milk.

Reaching back at Mother Superior's bed, she held the glass to her lips. Mother drank a little, then a little more and within no time she drunk the whole glass of milk.

The nuns around asked her with respect, "Mother,please give us some wisdom before you die." She raised herself up in bed and with a pious look on her face said, "Never sell that cow”.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    what???? where did u get that from hahahahahahaha

  • 5 years ago

    1. It depends if you are going to be heavily drugged or not. Most oral surgeons will pretty much put you out for the extraction. All you should feel is pressure. They is quite a bit or pressure, but it should not hurt. 2. Do it all at the same time. Why put yourself through this again? Chances are you will keep putting it off. So, just get it done. 3. Do not suck anything, it can cause dry socket and that is WAY worse than the extractions. Do not plan on doing much for two days, and keep up on the pain meds. Do not wait until you are in a bunch of pain beofre you take a pain pill, the pills will never be able to catch up. 4. You should stop bleeding within 2-4 hours of the procedure. 5. Eat only soft things. yogert, pudding, icercream, soup. You may not have much of an appetite, but with the pain pills you should eat something before you take them. 6. You should be feeling way better within two days and back to normal within a week. Good Luck! It isn't nearly as bad as you are building it up to be. Try to relax, eat a good breakfast before you go in, and no caffine. Lack of food and consuming caffine make the anestetic not work as well.

  • 1 decade ago

    lol Historical Thats So funny XD

  • jfmm
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    HAHAHA!! That Good, huh? LOL. LOL

    I Love this Joke! LOL.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Like I said before, I didn't know you had it in you. Another great joke! ~:)>

  • 1 decade ago

    quite funny

  • 1 decade ago

    Ha ha ha ha, I like that one, very good...!

  • ?
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    a fine one it is hahahahahaha

  • 1 decade ago

    good one

  • 1 decade ago

    Ha ha ha great stuff.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hee hee hee like that one

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