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Oz asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

A Wednesday Blonde Joke?

The Irish Blonde

An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived at the casino and bet

Twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, 'I hope you

Don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude.'

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,

'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed 'YES, YES, I

WON, I WON!'

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her

Clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumb founded.

Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'

The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'

MORAL OF THE STORY

Not all Irish are stupid; not all blondes are dumb; but all men are men.

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  • Katalex
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Men! lol

    gotta love them...

    Holy Cow Oz.... 17 stars and counting!

    Impressive

  • sayres
    Lv 4
    5 years ago

    The final one replace into humorous. The Bigfoot one replace into offensive. i'm an sensible blond. My IQ is plenty above a hundred So give up making mean jokes and circulate to confession or notwithstanding you do to atone to your sins. circulate on, circulate!

  • letstalk!
    1 decade ago

    Very nice! I figured her clothes helped her win, but I was waiting for something stupid on her part. Nice twist, she was smarter!

  • Bunts
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Love it!

    My blonde Irish wife is now my ex. I just couldn't cope. But I don't remember her winning much......

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    men always get stupid around pretty girls because all the blood is gone from the brain.Can u guess where it went?

    Source(s): me
  • *~Vixen~*
    1 decade ago

    LOLROF - looks like she rolled in the dough.

  • diana
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    lol. is it legal 2 strip in casinos?

  • I Live To Serve...
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    I love it!! You get a star for that one!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    thats funny

    Source(s): sonia great
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Nice!!! Have a star!

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