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Pd
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Pd asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Here is a good laugh, enjoy?

3 geezers are sitting on a porch in Miami Beach. Suddenly the first sighs and says:-

"Gentlemen, isn't life horrible. Here I am at an age that I can afford the best steaks and what? Bad teeth and gums. I have to eat ground or soft foods."

The second answers, "Yeah, life is a real bummer. Why here I am at an age where I can buy the finest wines, champagne but what? Ulcers, I have to drink milk."

The third sighs loudly and adds, "Gentlemen, I know exactly what you mean. Last night at 2 am I nudged my wife and asked her if she's interested. She screams at me, "What is wrong with you Sam? We just got finished doing it for the second time tonight!"

After a long pause the first man says, "So what is your problem?"

The third one grunts and says, "Can't you see? My memory is going."

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    hahaha thats nice!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    That's cute. Helped with my Monday blues.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Well, at least his memory was the 1st thing to go! ~:()>

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    haha thats funny

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  • ?
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    oh yeah this one's a keeper hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • 1 decade ago

    LOL U GET A STAR

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hahaha

  • 1 decade ago

    lol good one

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol that was pretti good

  • joh
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    uhuh hahaha?

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