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Jesus, Lucifer, computers. Is this joke funny?

God was fed up hearing Jesus and Lucifer arguing over who was better on the computer so he set them a challenge. Spreadsheets, databases, word processing, filing, renaming, you name it, it was in there.

The deadline for the challenge was three hours. After two hours 50 minutes, there was an enormous crack of thunder across the whole of heaven and both computers went dead.

Lucifer was livid. He banged the monitor and started pulling around the wires at the back of his machine, all the while swearing every swear word ever heard.

Finally, the power came back on.

"GONE!" Lucifer screamed. "All my work gone."

Suddenly, next to him, the printer whirred into life and all of Jesus' documents started printing.

"What? Jesus must be cheating."

"He didn't cheat," replied God."

"Then how did he do that?"

God just shrugged his shoulders.

"Jesus saves!"

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    thanks, I enjoyed that!

  • 1 decade ago

    Yes Very Good!

  • 1 decade ago

    Always pres ctrl + Mr Lucifer....lol

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Took me a sec, but ye, i guess that is pretty funny when you think about it

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  • ?
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Vey funny.

  • 1 decade ago

    not bad 8/10 for effort :-)

  • 1 decade ago

    Hehehe, nice!

  • It's funny.

  • 1 decade ago

    I never got this one...Is it supposed to be funny? Because, "jesus saves" doesn't sound funny either way...

  • mememe
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    good one ;(

    i thought i was gonna roll my eyes @ the punchline but it wasn't too bad :)

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Oldie, but a goodie! ~:)>

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