who needs a joke to get into the work day?

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's

face was

severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they

couldn't graft any

skin from his body

because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate

some of her own

skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor

felt was suitable

would have to

come from her buttocks.

The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one

about where the skin

came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor

their secret. After

all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was

completed,

everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked more

handsome than

he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went

on and on about

his youthful beauty!

One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome

with emotion at her

sacrifice. He said, 'Dear, I just want to thank you for

everything you did

for me. How can I possibly repay you?'

'My darling,' she replied, 'I get all the thanks I need

every time I see

your mother kiss you on the cheek.'!!!