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Catholic Joke ? what are your thoughts ?
The Pope goes to New York. He is picked up at the airport by a limousine. He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, "You know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you please let me?"
The driver is understandably hesitant and says, "I'm sorry, but I don't think I'm supposed to do that."
But the Pope persists, "Please?" The driver finally lets up. "Oh, all right, I can't really say no to the Pope."
So the Pope takes the wheel, and boy, is he a speed demon! He hits the gas and goes around 100 mph in a 45 zone. A policeman notices and pulls him over.
The cop walks up and asks the Pope to roll down the window. Startled and surprised, the young officer asks the Pope to wait a minute. He goes back to his patrol car and radios the chief.
Cop: Chief, I have a problem.
Chief: What sort of problem?
Cop: Well, you see, I pulled over this guy for driving way over the speed limit but it's someone really important.
Chief: Important like the mayor?
Cop: No, no, much more important than that.
Chief: Important like the governor?
Cop: Wayyyyyy more important than that.
Chief: Like the president?
Cop: More.
Chief: Who's more important than the president?
Cop: I don't know, but he's got the Pope driving for him!
19 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
ROFL
I like it <G>
- space monkeyLv 71 decade ago
I remember some from my Catholic school youth:
A little boy went in for confession- he began- "In the name of the Father and the Son"......
The priest interrupted the boy- "Aren't you forgetting someone, there, son?"
The boy replied "Oh you mean the Holy Ghost? No Father, I didn't forget Him- but he is waiting outside, guarding my bike parked there".
And one for the real old folks who remember the way we used to have phone numbers with letters in the beginning- and the old way when Mass was all in Latin:
What's the Pope's phone number? Ecum Spiri 2 2 0
- 1 decade ago
It's cute!
It's nice to have a clean joke about Catholicism for once.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
very good, i know lots of Pope jokes along those lines, haha
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
Good joke. Star for you.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
That's kind of funny if you consider the Pope someone important. I don't think he's any greater than anyone else... so to me... it wouldn't matter.
