What is the best acronym for CUBS?

Cubs

Unable to

Beat

Sox (Red)

Cubs

Useful

Batting practice for

Sox (Red)

Can't

Upstage

Brewers or

Sox (Red or White)

Chicago

Upstarts

Bungle

September

Cubs

Unequal to

Boston

Sox

Chicago

Unbutton

Boston

Smoke

Crumbled Under Bartman's Spoils

Could Use Better Septembers

Haha old CUBS joke. Out of all people, a Brewers fan decides to step up and show some balls by posting this rant (And yes, this is a rant).

Well you know what is WAY more shameful than losing 5 straight? That the 2nd place team still stays 5 games back and does not appreciate chances like these when they come by.

This was your chance why didnt you take it?

Edit: Yup, you said it. Thats all that matters. Clear numbers. 5 Games back.

Completely Useless By September.

Cubs fans know it because it's the truth! GO CARDINALS!

Yeah, you didn't lose ground, but you didn't gain any either. You lost to "arguably" the worst team in the NL in your hometown. You guys will have some fun with Philly in a couple weeks. Hopefully Sheets will still be out, and CCs arm will fly off on his 150th pitch or something because then you guys are done, and the Cubs, once again, will take their place atop the NLC.

and this is coming from a brewers fan. i wonder whats the best acronym for the franchise that has NEVER won a world series? your just mad cuz the brewers are playing as bad as the cubs are and they can't do what the cubs did last year; take advantage of opportunities given by the first place team.

Chicago's Urban Brass Supply is an old line, look it up. It may still have meaning.

Crescending

Ursitae,

Besting

Southsiders.

(I'd prefer "ursae" but that's bears, and cubs are little bears.)

(No, this isn't proper English. Bit of a melange.)

Of course it has to be "Completely Useless By September". It might not be this year though... :(

lol Im a Met fan but I dont hate the Cubs this is just all in good fun

C = Cee

U = U

(for the next)

B = Bicentennial

S = Sorry!