Have you heard of this?

A Japanese doctor said: ‘Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another and have that person looking for work in six weeks.’

A German doctor said: ‘It’s not a big deal. We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks.’

A British doctor said: ‘In my country, we can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another and have them both looking for work in two weeks!’

An American doctor from Texas said: ‘You guys are way behind us. We picked a man with no brains from Texas, put him in the White House and now more than six per cent of the nation’s work force is looking for work!’