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How In The World Does This Guy Think He Is Qualified To Lead? ?
First, He went to Stanford
What an Elitist School!
He probably thinks he is smarter than me.
What’s more, he always wears a Red Shirt.
That means that he is either a Communist or a Socialist.
And he doesn’t even wear a flag pin on his lapel when he plays golf.
And most important Tiger Woods is not even a Christian.
Tiger Woods is a Buddhist.
YES! Check it out at
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiger_Woods
How does he think that he is qualified to lead any tournament let alone be the world's best golfer?
Everybody knows that he just wins the because of Affirmative Action.
Like when he was a rookie he was far too inexperienced to be the 1997 tour leader or the 1997 Golfer of the Year.
There were older golfers, like my 72 year old Grandfather.
My Grandfather should have won because he was in prison for 5 ½ years in the late 60’s.
(That was before Grandpa left Grandma for that rich lady)
I don’t care what the Liberal Media says.
Tiger Woods can’t Drive or Putt .
Don’t try to confuse me with numbers and facts.
I know what I believe!
And lastly “Tiger” is such a weird name.
You can’t trust anybody with a weird name.
People like me would NEVER pick him.
He is just too inexperienced and elitist.
I originally posted this parody on YA Elections.
Respondents there said that “McCrazys” would not get it, and it would “go over the heads of Neocons.”
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ajrgj...
They pointed out that they believed that ultra conservatives are limited to a stilted, linear, black and white, uncreative, non-humorous, completely literal view of the world.
To further test this theory I reposted this question on this YA Golf site (is this another stereotype?) trying to hook some gullible Republicans.
Success! Even after being warned by tvsinesperanto and mrolympia that the statement is meant as a joke some gave serious answers to a clearly over-the-top satire.
Forgive me but I find these blind sighted answers are LMAO hilarious.
These kinds of unenlightened responses serve to answer questions about the misguided thinking of the 25% of the people who still think that George W. Bush is doing a fine job.
But it brings forth new kinds of questions such as:
If the laughter was removed from the Colbert Report and the show was broadcast on Fox would Steven Colbert be the greatest Neocon Pundit of all time?
Are the humor lobes removed along with the compassion and caring centers of the Republican brain?
Do neocons think that a self-proclaimed pit-bull who believes in killing thousands in preemptive strikes is funny?
10 Answers
- tvsinesperantoLv 61 decade agoFavorite Answer
Brilliant. Abso-effin-lutely brilliant.
Well done that man.
TV
EDIT - To all of those below me who have taken this seriously....
Marty L is using a rhetorical device known as Irony. Maybe you've heard of it? Hmmm, maybe not.
- adrizzockLv 51 decade ago
I can certainly appreciate tongue in cheek humor...I can appreciate irony (but this is not irony). This is a silly waste of time in this forum. This would be better accepted as some blog on some silly website where anybody can post a rant...not here where there are simply questions and simply answers and occasionally opinions posted by crazy people.
- Anonymous4 years ago
that's in basic terms too good! The submit by skill of Cainite08 is large! "... and a moron too" It shows how "Brack The Vote", and "no longer You 31" are thoroughly properly suited of their assessment of participants of the Republican precise no longer being sensible adequate to even understand that this is a sarcastic parody. Canite08 describes himself as: "Conservative Christian who loves historic previous, engineering, the Scriptures, theology, and politics. I strongly help John McCain, the conflict hero, for our forty fourth President of usa." (that's in order that cool.) Like different McCain supporters he does not get it.
- 1 decade ago
You are just being to picky...
"He began his tradition of wearing a red shirt during the final round of tournaments, a link to his college days at Stanford and a color he believes symbolizes aggression and assertiveness".
It was in the same article you posted...
"Don’t try to confuse me with numbers and facts.
I know what I believe!"
Okay....
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
No everybody gets sarcasm on this forum especially when somebody gets this clever.
- Deano7275Lv 41 decade ago
You must be very jealous of Tiger Woods, otherwise you wouldnt have wasted half your day coming up with this idioc rant. Get a life.
- 1 decade ago
Do you even play golf? Know anything about the sport? Get a life! Can't drive can't putt? PPPPllllleeeeaaassseee!!!!!!!!!
- 1 decade ago
Yeah OK your probably right.....Just let the nice men in white coats take you back to Matron..It'll be alright in the morning...just keep taking the medication.....
- 1 decade ago
You're just jealous, because you're boy Phil Michelson can't win any tournament.
