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My printer is possessed?

it keeps turning on itself.

what do i do?

1-smash it with a bat

2-call the ghost busters

3-just unplug it and keep answering you idiot

4-other (create your own)

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    sell it to an unsuspecting idiot.

    let him deal with the demonic printer.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    2

  • did unplugging the tv stop sumara?

    call the ghost busters and barricade yourself in the shower. now.

  • Mine does that, normally in the middle of the night while I'm asleep.

    It comes on, circulates the ink & then goes off.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Sell it on Ebay

  • 1 decade ago

    put it infront of your house and see whos dumb enough to pick up something free. when little do they know, that they're in for something crazy.

    mine sometimes goes crazy and never stops printing when i never set it to print anything. lolz.

  • 1 decade ago

    4- cut it straight down the middle with a samari (i spelled that wrong i know) sword!!!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    4-I think i would probably throw it out a window.

  • :)
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    CALL THE GHOST BUSTERS!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    eat it

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