Is it time to get extra volunteers at the suicide prevention hotline in Chicago?

My therapist says answering questions like this isn't going to help.

I think they will win game 2 but that is my opinion not a fan of the cubs but I want to see them in the world series

Hi Andy, I would like to suggest to you that this is a very intense place to work. Please cocider gaining some experience with a "hotline" dealing with situations such as landlords and finding medical help. When you become more familier with the many sources that will be made available to you to help others and have some experience under your belt with less life and death situations you may feel more prepared for the intensity. having said all that I commend you for your willingness to help.

We are so used to this that if the Cubs merely play we cheer!

Just make sure none of the new volunteers are arabs asking if they know how to drive a truck

Cubs fans SHOULD be used to it by now!! lol

Oh hell yes! I wanna be working the hotline when GCG calls in crying because the Cubby's lost!!!

I think an extra box of tissues would suffice.

I think they must be used to getting let down.... hmm, makes me wonder what the dating scene is like there.

I wonder if spandex helps in relieving suicidal thoughts.

Instead of an Exorcist they should have gotten a witch doctor.