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Will Fake Pee Work For A Pre-Employment Drug Screen?
I quick smoking 2 weeks ago. I FINALLY got this dream job BUT i have to take a drug test and i have to take it tomorrow! Im freaked out (exactly why i stopped smoking). I went to the smoke shop and they told me to use fake pee. What should i expect when i go in? Will they watch me? Will they search me/pat me down? someone please help.
the place im taking it at is called the braeswood occupational clinic...does that mean they specialize in drug test? will they know the pee is fake?
ok the pee comes with a heat pack to keep it warm and it has a thermometer on the bottle WHICH i will hide....between my legs. and i plan in wearing a dress so theres no need to pat me down since i have no pockets...will it work?
the job is nothing serious...its a cell phone store
the brand of the pee is quickfix
17 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
It really depends on the lab, but since yours caters to occupational drug testing, I suspect it would be similar to how they did it when I worked in Miami. When I went for a pre-employment drug test, there was no way a person could get away with "fake pee." You had to empty your pockets and they took your belongings. After you peed in the cup, they immediately put a temperature sticker on the container to record if the urine was at the correct temperature from being in your body. In addition, you could not close the door completely; a same-sex monitor was just outside the door monitoring for any unusual sounding activity from within the bathroom. (She never actually looked in on me, but was there just in case.)
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Will Fake Pee Work For A Pre-Employment Drug Screen?
I quick smoking 2 weeks ago. I FINALLY got this dream job BUT i have to take a drug test and i have to take it tomorrow! Im freaked out (exactly why i stopped smoking). I went to the smoke shop and they told me to use fake pee. What should i expect when i go in? Will they watch me? Will they search...
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Hey Stuart you a complete idiot. If you knew anything about fake urine you would know that there is a heating element and a temperature strip that comes with the kit. Why don't you do a little research before you start running your mouth. When someone asks a question, answer the ******* question. If you can't answer it right don't answer it at all. To anyone who follows Stuart.... Don't take advise off someone who has superman for a profile pic. Buy Synthetix 5 I've used it 5 times works great.
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Even if Hell froze over, the only way you're going to pass is fake pee or a flusher. I've had several friends use synthetic and passed, but it's not a guarantee. When you choose to break the law, you choose to take the risks.
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- ╔Elizabeth╗ ♪♫Lv 61 decade ago
Not sure. I've heard/had friends who somehow snuck someone elses pee in, but I'm not 100% on how it works. I'm pretty sure they'll check. My cousin got checked when she tried to bring in someone elses pee, but then again she was already in trouble with drugs in the first place. Perhaps the next time you apply for a job, make sure that you've stopped smoking beforehand so you know it won't show up? I wish you the best of luck!
- dude ILv 71 decade ago
Fake ,Absolutely , that can be picked up by the lab in seconds. Normally you will be ask to urinate in the sight of a clinician Males for Males, Females for Females, as validation. that can be signed.
An Occupational Clinic means they specialize in pre- employment and on the job injuries.
Source(s): 26 yrs in medical business. - rebeccaLv 41 decade ago
Yeah - you might be in trouble. I had to take off all my 'extra' clothing (jackets, purse, la de da) and then the woman stood right in front of me and watched me pee. They're lucky I didn't run screaming from the building - I felt like a criminal and hadn't smoked in over a year!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
hahahah, your screwed. I just took one today. They test the urine to make sure its real and they also check the temperature of it. You're gonna have to wait another 2 weeks to be clean. There is nothing you can do. You might as well not go because you're never gonna have a chance to work there if you fail the test. Just call them and tell them you got another job offer and try again in 2 weeks.
- StuartLv 71 decade ago
You know, the reason that companies do drug tests is less about detecting drugs, and more about not hiring people who are unable to grasp certain concepts. If you want your workers to be productive and do a good job, you steer clear of people who have a buzz going all the time and can't grasp simple ideas like the body's 98.6º temperature.
So this fake pee you'll present to the moron drug tester who fell off the turnip truck earlier this morning will be - hm... - room temperature? Yep, you should be able to pull that one off.
By the way, the drug testing facility has that nice building and well paid staff because they are actually good at what they do. Maybe after a few more weeks away from the smoke, your head will clear enough to understand why they won't hire you after the drug test.
(Oh, hint hint... they will probably take a hair sample, too...)
- Stuart