How evil is your cheese?

my cheese is greasy

My cheese is the evilest cheese ever... it totally took over all the good cheese factories in the world and now its creating nothing but baby evil cheeses... you know those little individually wrapped ones? Watch out for them cause they are the spawn of my evil cheese and they will totally kick your ***.

Quite evil

Very evil, it has taken over many things in the fridge and still taking over!

I can almost hear my cheese laughing in the fridge.

Hmmmm.

It's soy cheese so it's about as evil as it gets

lol

Very evil. People are dying of starvation, and we waste our food with animals? If everyone was mostly vegetarian, no one would starve.

Come on, whoever eats meat just doesn't see it. If they did, they wouldn't eat such a horrible thing.

Of course there are other reasons for starvation, but even if it didn't waste food, raising animals is still bad for Earth and other things.

So evil it turned my milk over to the Dark Side.

Nooo! Cheese will never be evil!!!

Not as evil as my front lawn, who snuck into my bedroom last night and hit me over the head with the lawn jockey.

Very evil?

It's not the cheese you have to worry about. It's the mouse.