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THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. ?
THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.'
A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.'
THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.
THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................' WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A FAX!!'
19 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Hey Steve,
Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
That is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've heard it before, but I forgot what the old lady did.
Oh man - a fax coming out her butt!!!!!!!!!
Can you just picture it????????
ROFLMFAO
I'm dying here. I love that joke.
I hope technology doesn't take us that far!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha
Good going Steve!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
I give it a 9 out of 10. I laughed out loud on that one. Thanks I needed a laugh.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
hahahahaha Niiiiice
- Anonymous1 decade ago
LMAO !
woman is on a beach. she has no arms and no leges. and she's crying
a man walks up to her and says "why are you crying?" she says "i've never been hugged before". he hugs her and leaves
he comes back later and says "why are you still crying?" she says "i've never been kissed before." he kisses her and leaves.
he comes back again and says"why are you still cyring?" she says "i've never been screwed before."
he picks her up and throws her into the ocean
"there. now you're screwed."
STAR 4 U!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Hilarious. Thank you.
