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Tips for pleasing your partner...?

How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy....

A man only needs to be:

1. a friend

2. a companion

3. a lover

4. a brother

5. a father

6. a master

7. a chef

8. an electrician

9. a carpenter

10. a plumber

11. a mechanic

12. a decorator

13. a stylist

14. a sexologist

15. a gynecologist

16. a psychologist

17. a pest exterminator

18. a psychiatrist

19. a healer

20. a good listener

21. an organizer

22. a good father

23. very clean

24. sympathetic

25. athletic

26. warm

27. attentive

28. gallant

29. intelligent

30. funny

31. creative

32. tender

33. strong

34. understanding

35. tolerant

36. prudent

37. ambitious

38. capable

39. courageous

40. determined!

41. true

42. dependable

43. passionate

44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly

46. love shopping

47. be honest

48. be very rich

49. not stress her out

50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself

53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:

* birthdays

* anniversaries

* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked

2. Bring food

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Classic! So funny, so true. Poor fellas ;)

  • 1 decade ago

    yep i agree so if u want children it is much easier to just spend £10 m producing clones in secret bases with anti infrared camera detection to avoid government satellite detection.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Bring pizza.

  • Stormi
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    You see, they need to make a hand guide out of that.

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  • 1 decade ago

    You forgot the grovelling and a*se licking and them always being right...lol..

  • 1 decade ago

    And that's the complete truth. lol

    x

  • 1 decade ago

    Tips for pleasing your partner...?

    never go home

  • Mera
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    So what's the problem? Looks win-win to me. ;)

  • 1 decade ago

    you forgot

    3. bring beer ;-)

    x

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    LMAO that is so true

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