Please give me an answer to when life hands to lemons?

When life hands you lemons...

Here's my TOP TEN responses:

10. ...kick life in the groin.

9. ...ask if you could please have a new Mercedes instead.

8. ...say, "Thank you!" with mock sincerity and paint a smiley face on each one.

7. ...put them in a paper bag, drop them on your mother-in-law's porch, ring the doorbell, and run away.

6. ...have your lawyer file a multi-million dollar lawsuit, then settle out of court for a gallon of gas and legal fees.

5. ...stuff them up the tailpipe of your neighbor's car.

4. ...drop them in kids' bags when they come for Halloween.

3. ...give them to your dog and let him bury them in the back yard.

2. ...sell them on e-Bay.

1. ...get some stamps and mail them to President Bush.

Throw them at the person you hate the most, then you will feel better!