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Kindly 'Ol Uncle "O" takes a chance and talks about Jesus....?
One day, as I drove down the highway, pondering the many problems I faced at home, at work, and in my cluttered life...and for which there seemed to be no answer, I saw a truck ahead of me with a sign boldly plastered on the back for all to see.
The sign read: "Can't seem to get moving? Are you stuck? Do you find yourself in a rut? "Call Jesus toll-free at 1-888-555-0893"
On an impulse I pulled over and dialed that number. A strange voice on the phone asked where I was located. I told the voice, and I was advised to wait there.
Puzzled, I began to become worried...what if there really was Divine Intervention in life, but offered to a select few. I began to prepare my questions and problems in my mind...
Fifteen minutes later, a very polite Mexican gentleman pulled in in a tow truck!
7 Answers
- 1 decade ago
I get it!
The Jesus in the story should actually be pronounced hay-zoos, a mexican name. He's a man who owns a tow truck company, which is why he's asking "Can't seem to get moving? Are you stuck?" Then, when you call the number the tow truck guy asks where you are and then comes...
Very funny! Involves a little thinking though!
- Doll 101Lv 61 decade ago
LOL!! That is hilarious!!
In Spanish, Jesus is a name for a male. Pronounced Hay sous.
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