How to get sick FAST?

thats disgusting and so horrible for your body. just go to the stupid grandparents day and stop messing with your immune system. god.

How To Get Sick Fast

All of these answers suggesting licking items in a bathroom are kind of iffy. If you want a guaranteed illness- which I obviously don't recommend, but I understand that people want to get out of school because it causes lots of unnecessary stress- then my suggestion is to lick a doorknob. Simple as that. Since that's where people grab with their hands, and they use their hands for pretty much everything, there are many more germs on a door knob than a toilet seat, which may be shocking, but your butt is always covered by your pants or whatever you wear, your hands are always exposed and touching everything.

If your'e aiming to get mildly, if not more so, sick then I recommend licking multiple door knobs in your household. It's your best bet, for a sickness overnight, that is.

Hope you get over whatever makes you dislike school so much; we've all been there x

There is actually a very simple answer. Just wear a lot of hand sanitizer. This method will kill not only your bad bacteria but your good ones to. This way your immune system can't fight off bad bacteria and you will get sick. This will take 1-3 days depending on the person. Hope this helps

If your family has a thermometer somewhere, you can fake a fever pretty easily. Get your parents to give you a thermometer and then say you need to go to the bathroom to throw up. Go in and make some coughing, gagging noises to make them think you are, then you need to increase your body temperature. Do a ton of pushups or situps really fast with the thermometer in your mouth. You will heat up very quickly and if you are pale-skinned, your face will turn red. When you come out of the bathroom, tell your parents you threw up, and you will look exhausted from "throwing up" since you've been exercising fast. The thermometer will have a high temperature, and when they feel your head to make sure, it will be hot from exercise. Works every time.

I don't suggest getting sick but If are in need try to stay hot and then get into cold area ms or wet ur hair and stand in front of an air conditioner or if in cold weather go outside

Salt and water will have you throwing up and no time

But if you want to really get sick I would suggest like licking the toilet or the sink in the kitchen or bathroom because those are some of the grossest places in the house but you could also watch my YouTube videos are pretty bad it do YouTube I sing really bad and that's why am telling you to watch me to put it because that's all I do

I'm 13 and this works like a charm

Step 1: don't eat for a whole day

Step 2: sleep without covers

Step 3: stay up all night

Step 4: stare at an electronic for hours upon hours

Step 5: eat too much

Step 6: complain to your parents about a stomach ache or sour throught

I think you should face reality and go to grandparents day anyways but if you must ... eat about half a packet of just add water cupcake mix with water lol. It really works but i would suggest faking it instead.

Honestly just put two fingers to the back of your through the and throw up on the floor. When you go to get paper towels tell your mom that you threw up. Works like a charm. Just don't overuse

I always sit by the slider door in tshirt and sweats so I sweat and get cold, and if you live in a warm area, try overheating, or sleeping with the air on high all night