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Grandma's Birth Control Pills
After working most of her life Grandma finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.
As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills. "Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?"
Yes, they help me sleep at night. "
"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!
She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. "Yes, dear,I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks . . . and believe me, it helps me sleep at night. "
You gotta love Grandmas
9 Answers
- britartLv 61 decade agoFavorite Answer
It may be morning where you are, its 8.30 pm here, still warm at 35 degrees tho'.........the joke was very good crafty old granny eh'..lol...
- GargVKLv 71 decade ago
i like it deserve for ***********
Take a morning joke from me also.
A policeman comes to the office with one black shoe and one white shoe. His boss starts to yell at him:
- You are ruining police reputation, go home and change the shoes.
The policeman goes home, and comes back after a while.
- Boss I have a problem, the other pair of shoes at home are black and white, too.
another one:
A policeman sent his wife and kid to a resort for a vacation. After a week he joined them in the hotel. As soon as he came to the hotel room he wanted to make love to his wife.
- No darling, we can’t do it here, our kid is watching us.
- You are right, lets go to the beach.
After a while, they start to make love on an empty beach. All of a sudden, a policeman walks in on them.
- Put your cloths on immediately, shame on you, you can’t do that in public.
- You are right - said the husband - but I had a moment of weakness. We didn’t see each other for a week. By the way, I am a policeman too and it would be very embarrassing if you fine me.
- Don’t worry, you are a colleague and it is your first time. But this is the third time I caught this ***** making love on this beach in the last week and she will have to pay for it.
- carlstromLv 45 years ago
very solid!!! i have by no ability heard that one. A blond went right into a house furnishing keep and requested for some curtains for her new computing device. the salesperson very with courtesy said that computers do not favor curtains, to which the blond answered "Er...HELLOOOOOO!!! It has domicile windows!!!"
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
oh funny old granny her jokes are brill lol lmao
- Anonymous1 decade ago
That is a cool joke.
Made me laugh anyway!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
lol
