Joke : Female brain and male brain?

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In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where a family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. 

'I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,' he said as he surveyed the worried faces. 'The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky, but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the BRAIN.' 

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a time, someone asked, 'How much will a brain cost?' 

The doctor quickly responded, '$5,000 for a male brain; $200 for a female brain.' 

The moment turned awkward. Some of the men actually had to 'try' to not smile, avoiding eye contact with the women. 

A man unable to control his curiosity, finally blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, 'Why is the male brain so much more than a female brain?' 

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, 'It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to price the female brains a lot lower because they've been used.'


Enjoy the joke and its meant only for a laugh and not to hurt anyone.

Cheers!

Rudra

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

~BURNED~ lol...Great Joke...u deserve a STAR!...

Anonymous · Answer

Joke : Female brain and male brain?
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where a family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

'I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,' he said as he surveyed the worried faces. 'The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky, but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the BRAIN.'

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a time, someone asked, 'How much will a brain cost?'

The doctor quickly responded, '$5,000 for a male brain; $200 for a female brain.'

The moment turned awkward. Some of the men actually had to 'try' to not smile, avoiding eye contact with the women.

A man unable to control his curiosity, finally blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, 'Why is the male brain so much more than a female brain?'

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, 'It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to price the female brains a lot lower because they've been used.'

Enjoy the joke and its meant only for a laugh and not to hurt anyone.

Cheers!

Rudra
Update: Thumbs up for all!

Didnt know that Nova, i recvd a mail and thought that it wud b nice if i posted it here for all to read n enjoi!

jai ho!!™ · Answer

hey rudra, your indian too cool.

that was at the start a sided joke either for the male or female but then its true identity comes out at the end-lol

Jumping Sun · Answer

Good Joke but heard before many times in the different context, i.e., Blonde, Santa-Banta.

Ciara C · Answer

Great one, really thought it was gonna be sexest, and it was. Perfect tonic for a Monday

Jazz · Answer

OMG that's really funny 
tusi taan bade mazakiye ho

? · Answer

hey thats really nice..!! you rock and keep rockiing..guy..i love you..!
but dont do the jokes which weill hurt soeone....no you have not done..it but..take care.>! its cool....a star for u..!!!

Tarzan · Answer

nice

Anonymous · Answer

Haha! Thats real good, haven't heard it before! =D

Roll on......

S*T*A*R

Anonymous · Answer

edit: lol nice one!

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Joke : Female brain and male brain?

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