Whats your Thanksgiving Dinner like?

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I'm just curious what other peoples Thanksgiving traditions/Menus are. At my house, my parents (who are long divorced) come over along with a gaggle of family and friends and its usually quite a riot.

My Father who is a diabetic and cant have sweets usually gets into the sweets and my Mother yells...'Bob, I'm not takin you to the ER tonight, I wanna beat the traffic outta the city- stay out those damn sweets before you go into a diabetic coma' As if they're still married. 

My 40 yr. old Brother who I see like once a year shows up with about 10 plastic chinese soup bowls to feed himself leftovers for the next week and usually my Ex (father of my 2 boys) and his new fiancee (who by the way stutters) comes and I somehow always end up with her on my team when we play Scruples or Scene It after dinner....thats okay, I didnt want to win this game anyway.

Then my current Husbands Ex (Mother of his 2 daughters) comes with her boyfriend who; last year came in and immediately ran back out the house searching frantically because 'oops, He thought he dropped a bag of weed'

We finally sit down to Fried Turkey, Praline topped Sweet Potatoes, Corn Casserole, Turnips, Stuffing, Ham, Rice and Beans cause I'm a big Rican and according to my Mother...'Ay you cant have any meal without rice and beans' roasted root veggies and Chocolate Kalua cake, and sweet potato pie. Oh and because my Ex's new fiancee doesent want to feel left out....franks and beans....yummm!!!

Its like the Cosby's except everyone needs psych meds.
Maybe this year, I'll have the Dr write me a RX.
Okay...whats yours and be honest!

me4 President · Accepted Answer

Tell your mom to bake the turkey it's bad for your dad, get him some sugar free banna pudding in the pudding asile, find him sugar free cake and candy, and get him a sugar free pie or make him a sugar free pie,

Well, my nephews flop all over the stairs like they have rabies and I 
have to make them quit trying to tear apart the house, my other
nephew tries to eat the entire turkey and bum money which no one gives
him, one of my brothers preaches way to much wants to be a preacher
but has another job , last year my daughter brought us a new boyfriend
who had an anger problem so I had to lick him out, the mexican guy sit
calmly watching , the cook hollared santation pick up&#92;

the 100 german sherpard decide she was head of the table
my other brother wife acted like she was dead and did not move
until she got up to fix her plate, my mom who I have to toss
in the shower to get to bath eats with her hat on, and this year
3 people invited themselve to spend the night.

   Crowded, and   fun but messy

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Appetizers Shrimp Cocktail crab cakes Carrot Soup sweet rolls garden salad Entree Turkey! Sweet Potatoes Corn Collard Greens Turnips Cranberry Sauce Dessert Butternut Squash Pie Coconut Cake Carrot Cake Creme Brulee Ice Cream

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Whats your Thanksgiving Dinner like?

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