If humans evolved from monkeys and monkeys like bananas...?

one time i stirred my vanilla vodka with a swizzel stick that had a plastic banana on the end. bad, bad news that evening, i tell ya

Banana? Atheists nightmare?

Is this about the argument that bananas must have been designed by God in order to fit the human hand?

Bananas were cultivated by man and evolved through artificial selection.

*Gulps Rest of Beer* *Bangs head on table* Alright,Kirk is not the Pope of the Christian faith,Benedictus XVI is.but that is besides the point They use protestant logic,and that is bad.But Evolution has been disproven many a times and the same ammount it was proven.It is not a fantasy,but it might not be entirely true. I am a creationist,i will admit that,i believe the world is a little over or under 6000 yrs old,I believe that God created the world in 6 days,but I will tell you this,the material was already created,sitting at the bottom of the waters (Figuratively speaking) well......If you look in any science book in the beginning of the worlds formation in BBT it says it was covered in oceanic.WATER LOTS AND LOTS OF IT.Before anyone was made,it was there.Sitting.We don't know how long,time might pass or stop,we do not know.It is not up to us to know.but we can use science to get a idea of it Don't put yourself so high all because you disproved Evangelicals....they are a easy bunch

One plus One equals Three - that's synergy.

Monkey plus Atheist equals Banana - that's evolution.

Monkey plus Monkey equals Atheist - that's not syllogism

Therefore, I do not know the answer. But the monkeys are mortally afraid to evolve into atheists. Sorry..

Good luck to you.

The fact is humans do not evolve from monkeys. This is just the way all the religious people want to blacken the Theory of Evolution.

Monkeys did not evolve to become human, but monkeys and humans share the same ancestor millions of years ago (when God did not "start" his creation project yet, according to the Bible).

Shiner Black? Speaking of nightmares.

Just to be clear, no one ever said that man evolved from monkeys. Charles Darwin said that humans and apes have a "same common ancestor."

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I personally believe that the bible evolved from monkeys and dinosaurs rode God.

"And then the Universe created God, the Heavens, and Man. Unfortunately, Earth hadn't been made yet..."

Spare me from your Banana!

I knew there was a reason monkeys would throw stuff at me.

Then shouldn't all humans naturally have a liking to bananas.... i must be missing something or you are trying to be funny.. because I love bananas and evolution.... god.. not so much.