Have you had any wealthy relatives die lately?

I've gotten these, too. What aggravation! My family is notable for it's lack of money! Very good write about the most annoying of emails! Well done!

If any of my relatives are wealthy none of them are admitting it.

I do keep getting these e-mails from barristers in Nigeria, however, and it seems a lot of wealthy people are dying who are leaving no heirs. Perhaps the United States treasury could seize some of this wealth and end the recession.

Spam is going to be the death of us all - you should see my mailbox. Made a small contribution ($20.00) to the Olympic Committee for a sweatshirt with the Olympic logo. Since then - every "cause" known or unknown to man - is requested money - they are nickel and diming me to death. What a lot of wasted paper and postage - for I am bone dry. No more charities can I support. Makes me want to push "abort". ♥

Do what I do, I sent them a mail telling them that the King of Bongo Bongo land has left me $2.3 million, that I received a check for that amount only the week before signed by his banker El Zorro de Costa.

Gotta play em at their own game girl.

Yeah, my long lost relative named akmed cassim whobelivit has died a few hundred times since the first of the month.

Thanks for the giggle. Well done.