Spiritually Seaking, A New Survivor Series, What would you call it?

THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES

Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and

3 kids each for six weeks.

Each kid will play

two sports

and either take music

or dance classes .

There is no fast food.

Each man must

take care of his 3 kids ;

keep his assigned house clean ,

correct all homework ,

and complete science projects ,

cook , do laundry ,

and pay a list of 'pretend' bills

with not enough money.

In addition, each man

will have to budget in money

for groceries each week.

Each man

must remember the birthdays

of all their friends and relatives ,

and send cards out

on time--no emailing .

Each man must also

take each child to a doctor's appointment ,

a dentist appointment

and a haircut appointment .

He must make

one unscheduled and inconvenient

visit per child

to the Urgent Care.

He must also

make cookies or cupcakes

for a social function.

Each man will be responsible for

decorating his own assigned house ,

planting flowers outside

and keeping it presentable

at all times.

The men will only

have access to television

when the kids are asleep

and all chores are done .

The men must

shave their legs ,

wear makeup daily ,

adorn themselves with jewelry,

wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes ,

keep fingernails polished

and eyebrows groomed .

During one of the six weeks ,

the men will have to endure severeabdominal cramps, backaches,

and have extreme, unexplainedmood swings but never once complain or

slow down from other duties.

They must attend

weekly school meetings ,

church , and find time

at least once to spend the afternoon

at the park or a similar setting.

They will need to

read a book to the kids

each night and in the morning,

feed them, dress them,

brush their teeth and

comb their hair by 7:00am.

A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be required to know all of the following information:

each child's birthday,

height, weight,

shoe size, clothes size

and doctor's name.

Also the child's weight at birth,

length, time of birth,

and length of labor,

each child's favorite color,

middle name,

favorite snack,

favorite song,

favorite drink,

favorite toy,

biggest fear and

what they want to be when they grow up.

The kids vote them off the island

based on performance.

The last man wins only if...

he still has enough energy

to be intimate with his spouse

at a moment's notice.

If the last man does win,

he can play the game over and over

and over again for the next 18-25 years

eventually earning the right

To be called....................