can you think of funny de-motivational quotes?

i got a whole ppp on them. one sec ill get the quotes.

Retirement : because you’ve given so much of yourself to the company that you don’t have anything left we can use.

Potential: not everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up.

Flattery: if you want to get to the top, prepare to kiss a lot of the bottom.

Indifference: It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn’t take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.

Individuality: Remember, you are unique. Just like everyone else (this is my favourite)

Limitations: until you spread your wings, you’ll have no idea how far you can walk.

Motivation: if a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.

Planning: much work remains to be done before we can announce our total failure to make any progress.

Strife: as long as we have each other, we’ll never run out of problems.

Teamwork: a few harmless flakes working together can produce an avalanche of distruction.

Achievement: you can do anything you set your mind to as long as you have vision, determination and an endless supply of expendable labour.

Success: some people dream of success, while other people live to crush those dreams.

Change: it’s a short trip from riding the waves into being torn apart by the jaws of defeat.

Discovery: a company that will go to the ends of the earth for its people will find it can hire them for about 10% of the cost of Americans.

Ambition: the journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.

Get to work: you aren’t being paid to believe in the power of your dreams.

god that took ALOT longer than i expected.

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can you think of funny de-motivational quotes?

The point of these quotes is to drive you to accomplish nothing in life

C'mon its just for fun.. i've got 2

"Those who reach for the stars either fail or get their hands burnt"

"If you aim high you miss what you're shooting at"

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This weeks meeting for Procrastinater's Anonymous has been postponed.

The work you leave behind today means twice the work for tomorrow.

Blame-. The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures. :D

"If you don't work, you've got no money"