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Spiritually Speaking, here is an Atheist joke all in fun?
No harm ment. Any opinions?
Subject: An Atheist in the Woods...
An atheist was walking through the woods.
'What majestic trees'!
'What powerful rivers'!
'What beautiful animals'!
He said to himself.
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.
He ran as fast as he could up the path.
He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.
At that instant the Atheist cried out, 'Oh my God!'
Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.
'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer'?
The atheist looked directly into the light, 'It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian'?
'Very Well,' said the voice.
The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw , brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:
'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.'
21 Answers
- HurricaneivanLv 51 decade agoFavorite Answer
hahaha that's cute :)
do atheists think all those beautiful thoughts?
haha since they cannot credit anyone for this wonderful creation we call Earth....
- Anonymous1 decade ago
There's the one about the atheistic dyslexic. He didn't believe in Dog.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Yep. Oldie but a goodie.
In fact, the ONLY funny atheist joke I've ever heard.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
To bad it wasn't Good Friday, then the bear won't have been able to eat meat.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
It sounds like a joke that was e-mailed to you. But your friends have bad taste in jokes.
- El DuderinoLv 61 decade ago
the amount of reading to the funniness of the joke ratio is out of proportion. It wasn't horrible, but it was OK.
- Gary OsterLv 61 decade ago
Reminds me of that story in the Bible about the bears mauling those children to death for making fun of the bald prophet. Hilarious.