How do you know when you've had too much to drink?

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out.

Both were very faithful and loving wives, however

they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi

Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to

pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off

her panties and use them.

Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did

not want to ruin them.

She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a

ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the woman's husband was concerned that his normally

sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other

husband and said:

'These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife

came home with no panties!!'

'That's nothing' said the other husband, Mine came back with a card stuck to her

butt that Said.....

'From all of us at the Fire Station.

We'll never forget you.''