Why aren't martians christians?

Ok So for the person who said maybe god sent other children to other worlds I think that would put a crimp in that phrase that say he gave his ONLY son for our sins. The bible really makes it sound like he had one child. I wonder if they got his only daughter and they kept her alive she lived a miserable life that was endless because of course she is related to god and he couldn't bare another funeral! So she is where the definition of Vampire has come from. She being a girl gave her dad the boot from her life and did not spread the word of god because he was never there for her when she needed him in the pre teen years! LOL So back to why aliens aren't christians because God's daughter was a bi**h and she never even talked to her therapist about him!

Aren't the drugs they give you in the hospital great for your imagination! LOL

Though it takes a little bad exegesis (misinterpretation of the Scripture), one could point to John 10, where it says, "I have sheep that are not of this pen" to refer to aliens, and thus, we might be able to say that Martians are Christians too.

However, it is more likely that this verse actually refers to the Gentiles.

"God" (if ya believe in him) created the earth and heavens. God's son died for us here on Earth. Maybe he has another son named Herscel that died for Martian sins. Those Martians would be called Herscelinians.

John 10:16: Other sheep I have which are not of this fold

Couldn't this be interpreted to mean Jesus has followers on other planets? If God is all powerful, why would He limit Himself to one world?

Because They sent Valentine Michael Smith to spread their religion to Earth.

Why aren't parrots Christians?

Because martians do not exist.

They aren't. Since when?

Well, duh! They're from a different planet! Jesus didn't go to Mars, he came here! Now, if you'd like to convert them, that is an entirely different question.

Kookoo

How do you know they are not Christians?